JH: Why do you want to know?
JG: My turtle are so big it's time they have baby.
JH: Well, they could all be boys or all girls. If that's the case, they can't have baby. Unless you put one girl turtle and one boy turtle together.
JG: Why?
JG: Why can't all boy turtles make baby together?
JH: Do you need to know now? You are only 7 years old.
JG: Why not?
JH: ....
JG: Why not?
JH: .... do you need to know now?
JG: Yes. Why?
JH: Okay... you need the sperm from a boy turtle to put together with the egg from the girl turtle to have baby turtle.
JG: What is sperm?
JH: err.... err.. Sperm came from your penis. Not the urine. It's something else... err... hmmm...
JG: Blank look.
JH: {{please don't ask anymore.}}
JG:
JH: ...
JG: Oh! I just remember something. We need to build a beach for the turtle. Or else where are they going to lay egg?
JH:
3 comments:
HAhahha….. Simply hilarious.
I don’t mind imparting the knowledge now. But with their tender minds, the knowledge may be misused or spurted at the wrong time causing much embarrassment to the parents. Elf have been asking to see which outlet the baby come from if it’s not the anus. HaHa!
Oh, your Elf is advance. JG hasn't gone that far yet. His idea of having baby is by cutting the stomach open. LOL!
JH has to figure out how to tell him the next time he starts talking about this. You know A little knowledge is a dangerous weapon. So must give him as much info as possible without making him too much into this.
Just tell jootveit you found him in the rubbish bin and decide to keep him. That is what our mother used to tell us.
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