Banana

A joke I heard over the TV that got all of us here laughing till our side hurts.

Q: What do you call a Banana that fell off a 20 storeys building?
A: Don't know.
Q: Eggplant.
A: Why eggplant?
Q: You mean the banana fell off from a 20 storeys building won't get blue black?

Q: What do you call that blue black banana after it has been lying there for a hour?
A: Don't know. What?
Q: Banana.
A: Why?
Q: Because the bruises has faded away already.

Q: What do you call a banana that fell off half way from the 20 storeys building?
A: Don't know. What?
Q: Cucumber.
A: Cucumber? Why Cucumber?
Q: Because the banana got so scared, it shrivel up and turn green.