by Adam Hashidy
Why men should fear women's dreams
Is it so difficult to differentiate between realty and la la land? I don't think so.
The former is when you hurl obscenities that will make an Ah Beng blush when you are pinched.
The latter happens when you are in bed and wake up only to face drool at the side of the pillow.
Well, you will be amazed. It seems that women have a hard time telling the difference between the two.
A lady friend confessed how she ignored her husband for a week when she dreamt he was having an affair.
Her rationale was that it seemed real and she could not help but feel angry and hurt even though she knows that it all happened in her subconscious.
Thinking that this may just be a one-off case, I did a check with my large group of female friends.
After several phone calls and a dozen instant messages conducted when my boss was not looking, I am proud to reveal my findings.
Apparently, such a reaction is not uncommon and more surprisingly, several of them even confessed that they have given their other halves the cold shoulder for being with another woman in their dreams.
Gasp.
As it is, it is already difficult trying to second-guess and manage women on a day to day basis.
but if men are also to be penalised for something that happens in the subconscious, I say we are done. for.
Imagine being greeted in the morning by a delusional wife or girlfriend who dreamt you lost her pearl earrings.
Or worse, being awoken by a tight slap across the face and then accused of sleeping with Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson.
That will be bizzare.
The bottom line is that she is insecure.
A learned male friend was more direct. He said" "Madness. She must be a psycho."
No matter.
One thing that they all agreed on is that when confronted with such an incident, the guy should just do nothing about it and let it blow over as usually,t eh lady with the wild imagination will come to her senses.
After all, it is just a dream.
The same learned male friend, who is an Arsenal supporter, added sarcastically: "I dreamt Wayne Rooney broke his leg. But when I woke up to news of Manchester United winning 7-1 against Roma (in the Champions League), I don't blame my dream."
Agreed.
But if you are a woman ...
Are women as psycho as he said?
Are there really women out there who blame their spouse/partner for things they did in her dream?
I certainly don't.
1 comment:
I feel it is incorrect to categorize all women the same way. This may have happened to someone due to some kind of insecurity issues in her life and it would be unfair to generalize women this way.Whatever be it, the post was very funny and interesting. Enjoyed the read!!Do stop by my Friendship Blog sometime and drop a line.:)
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